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Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Yuckers ... Why Daniel Edwards is a D.O.W.G...

A D.O.W.G is an invention of yours truly - i.e. a Dirty Old White Guy.

Don't know who Edwards is? Well, he's the same anti-abortion dude who brought us the elaborate statue of Britney Spears' giving birth on a rug or something.

Edwards is out moralizing to 'young women' again! This time he's brought out another famous 'celubu-slut', Paris Hilton, to 'honor' with one of his craptacular statues.

And guess what it's called? Okay, don't bother guessing - it's called "Autopsy".

So, Edwards as you are so concerned about drunk driving - will you please explain to me why the middle-aged drunken white dude who hit someone I care about, with his friggin VAN this past year - is out enjoying a great time - while this person has been in chronic fucking pain forever????

Well, the thing is - you aren't concerned about drunk driving really.... You are more concerned about the chaotic moral state of young women these days. What are we going to do with all these 'girls gone wild?' huh? slut-shaming - who knew it was an art form.

If they aint bearing offspring then - we've got to show them a true role model who does bear offspring at a young age. What a 'good mother' she even sacrificed her career for a few years - while staying with a loser husband to bear (yes, you chose a 'bear skin-rug' symbolically didn't you? How clever - not!) HIS KIDS. Well, that's what you assumed - right?

And now this time - you are at it again - teaching young women how not to be stupid drunken sluts right? So you CARVE (yes, carve) up a statue of Paris Hilton's autopsy. Ooooh how fucking edgy. Yawn.

"Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring "The Paris Hilton Autopsy" offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner's table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The 'unglamorous' display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters "the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's 'girls gone wild'," according to gallery director, David Kesting.


Maybe next time you might want to look at actual drunk driving conviction rates rather than acting all fucking preachy - moron.

That is why - I bestow upon you the prestigious D.O.W.G award. I hate most male artists...

Thank goodness for the Guerilla Girls. *gushes*